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TFYS

"Think For Yourself, Schmuck!", one of the central dogma/catma of Discordianism.

Similar and related phrases in this context are "Question Authority, Think for Yourself", "Black Sheep are still Sheep", "The Map is not the Territory", "Don't Eat the Menu!", "Do What Thou Wilt Shalt Be The Whole Of The Law--But Remember Nobody Likes an Asshole!", "A Conclusion is Simply where you Stopped Thinking" and of course being forbidden to believe anything that is written.
"You were just doing your job..", that is the lamest excuse ever, don't you have a brain?! TFYS!
by Ein Sofa Uhr October 16, 2009
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W T F, over?

What the fuck, over? (Sometimes "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?)

Typically used amongst military personnel when repeatedly directed to partake in FUBAR activities that tyoically result in BOHICA results.
guy in charge: I wnat you soldiers to move these bricks BACK to the front of the base one more time.

troop to squadmates (after senior person is out of earshot): We just moved them here! W T F, over?!?!
by ChaliceK May 21, 2006
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TFTM

Acronym for Too Fat To Masturbate, a horrifying condition in which a person is too fat and disgusting to get themselves off.
When you have to dip yourself in flour first, you're TFTM
by GrammerCat January 9, 2009
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tfod

The Forces Of Darkness, a name used to describe the hun hoards, or as we commonly know them; rangers supporters (see knuckle draggers).
Board up yer windows. Lock up yer wife & daughters, TFOD are coming to town.
by GezRodg January 18, 2008
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TFHH

The Floor Hits Harder;

Meaning

1) An alteration of 'the bigger they are the harder they fall'It doesn't matter how strong or powerful you are, The Floor Hits Harder

2) Used when a, usually physical but not limited to, boast results in an epic fail (and in the case of a physical boast possible serious injury)
1) It doesn't matter how strong or powerful you are, The Floor Hits Harder

2) Situation: A drunken fool in a nightclub attempts to impress the female clientelle by backflipping (or some such other brainless attempt at masculinity) and fails, landing on their skull

Crowd Response: 'TFHH asshole'
by MiST_Mojo May 26, 2009
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tftfi

An acronym for thanks for the fucking invite. Commonly used when someone goes somewhere or does something you wish you could have gone to or to have done.
by @nathandaniel001 June 3, 2014
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K.T.F.O.

That guy got K.T.F.O.'d when he got cracked in the dome with that baseball bat!!!
by Sandy L October 1, 2007
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