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TFOD
Total Fuck Off Day. A day that could be spent mowing the yard, paying the bills, running errands, hanging out with friends or family, cleaning the house - but is, instead, spent in a total state of reclusive and meditative relaxation while shutting out the chaos of the rest of the world.
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TFO'D
Coined by a radio personality in Orlando, TFO'D stands for "Totally Fucking Owsome." (sic) To be TFO'D is to do something Totally Fucking "Owsome," and can be regarded as either a negative or positive thing depending on the context.
Negative: "So the chick turned out to be a dude?! HAHA YOU GOT TFO'D!
Positive: "Dude, you had mad wild sex with a deaf girl!?! HAHAH SO TFO'D!"
Positive: "Dude, you had mad wild sex with a deaf girl!?! HAHAH SO TFO'D!"
TFO'D by TotalFusionUno September 17, 2008
TFO'D
Coined by a radio personality in Orlando, TFO'D stands for "Totally Fucking Owsome." (sic) To be TFO'D is to do something Totally Fucking "Owsome," and can be regarded as either a negative or positive thing depending on the context.
Negative: "So the chick turned out to be a dude?! HAHA YOU GOT TFO'D!
Positive: "Dude, you had mad wild sex with a deaf girl!?! HAHAH SO TFO'D!"
Positive: "Dude, you had mad wild sex with a deaf girl!?! HAHAH SO TFO'D!"
TFO'D by TotalFusionUno September 16, 2008
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