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Total Fuck Off Day. A day that could be spent mowing the yard, paying the bills, running errands, hanging out with friends or family, cleaning the house - but is, instead, spent in a total state of reclusive and meditative relaxation while shutting out the chaos of the rest of the world.
Ted: Hey bill, did you spend memorial day finishing that massive landscaping project like you said you would?

Bill: No, Ted, I didn't. I decided to enjoy a TFOD instead. It was awesome!
TFOD by yamageke May 26, 2009
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Coined by a radio personality in Orlando, TFO'D stands for "Totally Fucking Owsome." (sic) To be TFO'D is to do something Totally Fucking "Owsome," and can be regarded as either a negative or positive thing depending on the context.
Negative: "So the chick turned out to be a dude?! HAHA YOU GOT TFO'D!

Positive: "Dude, you had mad wild sex with a deaf girl!?! HAHAH SO TFO'D!"
TFO'D by TotalFusionUno September 17, 2008
Coined by a radio personality in Orlando, TFO'D stands for "Totally Fucking Owsome." (sic) To be TFO'D is to do something Totally Fucking "Owsome," and can be regarded as either a negative or positive thing depending on the context.
Negative: "So the chick turned out to be a dude?! HAHA YOU GOT TFO'D!

Positive: "Dude, you had mad wild sex with a deaf girl!?! HAHAH SO TFO'D!"
TFO'D by TotalFusionUno September 16, 2008

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026