A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.
Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.
by Oreolization May 13, 2018
Get the Shower Textmug. When using Google's Android text to speech and the text is wrong but you send it anyway. This can be done on purpose or by accident.
Guy 1: "Why did you text me 'I'm gonna do your girlfriend.'"?
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".
by jkherbz April 23, 2010
Get the Text to Speechlexiamug. The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure
While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South
by LOBO October 18, 2004
Get the sex textmug. The act of texting song lyrics from one person to another via cellphone text service or IM or email.
To Cellie:I'm bringin' sexy back
Them other boys they don't know how to act.
I think it's special... what's behind your back
So turn around and and I'll pick up the slack
To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!
To Cellie:Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS.
To Cellie: Haha, that was the best text duet yet!
Them other boys they don't know how to act.
I think it's special... what's behind your back
So turn around and and I'll pick up the slack
To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!
To Cellie:Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS.
To Cellie: Haha, that was the best text duet yet!
by Cellie October 29, 2007
Get the text duetmug. When you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don't hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you.
Bob: "Why isn't that car going? They have a green light?"
Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."
Mary: "Oh, I see she is texting. She is in a Text Coma."
by Blondie74 June 4, 2009
Get the Text comamug. A person who doesn't share texts. You're trying to find something fun to do and a friend says they'll text someone to figure out plans. You will then see them sending texts back and forth but when you ask what the person is saying they won't tell you.
*Phone Beep*
Dude 1: Hey man what are they saying?
Dude 2:... *Texting*
Dude 1: You're really a really annoying text-whore.
Dude 1: Hey man what are they saying?
Dude 2:... *Texting*
Dude 1: You're really a really annoying text-whore.
by Cam F October 19, 2008
Get the Text-Whoremug. A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.
"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."
by omg wyoming October 7, 2011
Get the Closure Textmug.