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Matress Terror

Fear of one's matress
You might be suffering from matress terror if it tries to eat you during the night.

Be sure to take good care of your matress....or else!
by Crazy Word Bitch September 18, 2009
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Soundbite Terrorism

A person who attacks someone's character based on a soundbite or meme of a completely out of context statement without any further research into the truth.
by Sybill G. Dizzordre September 21, 2021
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Trump terrorism

Violence carried out under the false pretense of “patriotism” by Donald Trump’s white nationalist cult of supporters in an effort to destroy American democracy. These acts of terror are usually accompanied by American, Nazi, Confederate, and Trump flags, as well as sacrilegious modifications of the American flag, especially the Thin Blue Line. On- and off-duty law enforcement are usually passive or active participants in the terrorism. Donald Trump has publicly incited and condoned these riots, both implicitly and explicitly.
Donald Trump’s presidential campaigns and presidency emboldened white supremacists to enact Trump terrorism on America, culminating in an attack on the Capitol building on January 6, 2021, which has spurred demands for Trump’s immediate removal from office.
by fuckster_treaster January 6, 2021
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TERRORISM

I think I just committed terrorism in your bathroom
by Cookypookie November 27, 2023
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terror

schmeebus
that fella is a terror”, “oh shit you talking about schmeebus? yeah he’s a terrorist
by crinklehumphrey January 19, 2024
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Terror-nese

Mainland chinese that creates terror in other countries they go to
The lady knocked a pedestrian down and still acted as if it was the pedestrians fault. She was behaving like terror-nese
by theanglingaddict September 23, 2016
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Terrorance

Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.

For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.

As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.

To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.

He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.

…hence the name Terrorance!
that Terrorance was something else you know! nobody…ABSOLUTELY NOBODY had balls like him.
by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024
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