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The Tempest

A major ass stomping storm thats said to be due in the year 2006, prophesied by the Insane Clown Posse in their 2005 album The Calm. Apparently this storm is supposed to rip all the non-believers a new asshole with lightning that sets fire to water, flaming tornadoes, thunder loud enough to shatter brick walls, and all other manner of apocalyptic phenomenon.
Better watch the crop circles, cause the Tempest is gonna be one badass bitch.
by Nova June 14, 2005
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temptedtt

“Do you follow temptedtt on Instagram?”
No that’s a shitty ass spam!”
by Zikzjxhsisknxbxjaosj June 22, 2021
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Templeton

the state one reaches when they mentally snap, the point of no return, adjective form of this word originated when St. Louis Cardinal shortstop and two-time NL All-Star Garry Templeton flipped off the crowd in his classic meltdown on 26Aug81. Templeton was subsequently traded to the San Diego Padres for Ozzie Smith. Templeton made the NL All-Star roster again in 1985. It is one of the few adjectives that is capitalized. Sometimes it is written in all caps ie., "TEMPLETON," depending on the severity of the meltdown being described.
She set him on fire in his sleep. The bitch has clearly gone Templeton.
by Overclock January 29, 2015
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Teeples

A rare penile infection in which the penis becomes lopsided, shrinks and develops sores and warts. This is typically caused by an extreme case of excessive masturbation.
I heard tom caught Teeples, damn now no bitch is going to fuck him
by Lickumup December 15, 2017
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TEMPLEOGUE COLLEGE

the place where 'da boys' originate from. several days a year it is said that the moon lights up the yard and turns it into a sacred blessing ground for maple trees, this however has never been proved. alot of work goes into the preservation of the rusty crusty found on the anoos of each pupil. techniqually it is the only place in the worl where muslims can eat garlic bread freely. Also believed that someone took a shit at the front door in protest against the sausage rolls.
by Gimpmeister17 December 15, 2009
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Templeton

one of the most boring places in the world.located halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles.The only thing to do in templeton is either drink, have relationships or sit at the park (or a combination of all the above)
"dude im stuck in templeton bro"

"dude sucks for you im goin to party"

"im gonna go kill myself"
by Bob Powers May 23, 2008
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