techies

I'm gonna tell the admin, and he's gonna ban you. I know you hack you faegit.

0nly n00bs d0 n0t f34r teh techies. leave now!

by [mygot]techie August 21, 2004

Technical

Raymus c.2003. Someone who possesses enough knowhow and common sense to GET THINGS DONE.

Migsy, you're technical. Can you show me how to turn the playstation on?

by Mickey Dangerous July 5, 2004

Technecsity

A need for technology in every day life.

My cell phone is a Technecsity for contacting my friends.

Tech-ness-ity

by Skyler Schmitt October 15, 2007

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007

Technard

Someone that is a "Technical Retard" when it comes to operating digital technology.

Someone who is a Technard struggles or can't operate digital devices. eg A computer including internet, mobile phone, CD player, VCR player, DVD player, iphone, itouch, ipad, photocopier, scanner or microwave to name a few digital devices.

by Matthew David Morrison May 23, 2010

techierection

The term techierection originated in the Silicon Valley with the technology boom of 2010. This word describes the physical changes that arise in a man's genitals when he views internet pornography. When speaking strictly about sexual predators in the workplace, this term is used to describe the erection they achieve while fantasizing about other members within their organization.

Pronunciation: "tek-e-rek-shun"

Tom feels a techierection creeping on when he cyber stalks fellow employees and fantasizes about anal penetration.

by Sarah Sue 215 December 11, 2010

Technical Knock

The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.

That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.

by RaceTheSun September 20, 2013