Talking to Bert 

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.

Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.

Talking to Bert by macpolo11 July 22, 2011

taking a crosby 

The act of a male sitting down while peeing

"Im feeling real feminine right now i just took a crosby"

Look at jim over there, he must be on his period

yea hes taking a crosby

taking a crosby by FlyersFan September 24, 2012

Taking a Strass 

another saying for making a bowel movement.

So there I was sitting on the toilet Taking a Strass when my cell phone went off.

Taking a Strass by skettyjoe November 14, 2013

taking the elevator 

When someone uses means of climbing their way to the top that other would deem cheap or unfair. Usually (but not always) refers to online games with a ladder ranking system. People who "take the elevator instead of the ladder" will use powerful characters, weapons, or tactics that they know all too well are soon to receive the ban hammer or their bullshitly high power to skill ratio in order to get as high up on the ranking ladder for the game as they can, usually for fame, respect, and power in the community.

David took the elevator instead of the corporate ladder to become VP of his company by brown nosing the boss.

Many of the newer or less experienced players on Pokemon Showdown were taking the elevator instead of the ladder by abusing the fuck out of Mega Gengar before its imminent ban from OU. The ladder gets reset after each ban anyways, so the joke is on them.

taking the elevator by FatherofGray October 20, 2014

talking smash 

When you talk smack and trash about someone/something at the same time. An uber insult.

"Don't be talking smash about me behind my back."

talking smash by Shrek is Dreck November 13, 2014

Talking Chalk 

To talk trash while maintaining a level of high intelligence

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.

Talking Chalk by dtrain11 January 28, 2015

Talking Booty

A booty so beautiful that it actually speaks to your soul. Commonly used in Italy.

Francesco: Hey look at that booty.
German: Oh yeah! She totally has a talking booty!

Talking Booty by Bitches di Mitch November 21, 2016