taland

A person who screams the n word while naked

That person called me a taland while his dick was out

by Ashley Bitches March 20, 2025

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Tasman

Often associated with the large consumption of water, tasmans go out of their way to obtain food or water. They are very easily scared away by any kind of weirdness, so watch your step. Tasmans are often well-versed in early 2000s TV show lingo, and like to make references no one understands. Tasmans are very silly. will force water upon you.

There goes Tasman, making another Gilmore Girls reference.
"Wheres Tasman? "
"filling up her water bottle"

by mrprune/yourfuturehusband May 6, 2025

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Tamanna Shakya

Tamanna Shakya is a goddess that is beautiful, smart, rich, successful, and kind. She always gets everyone and everything she wants. She will be the funnest and effortlessly pretty girl you will ever know. A Tamanna Shakya is a type of girl you will only meet once in your life time. Her energy radiates positivity, and she is an amazing friend. She has a cool aesthetic style & is beautiful inside out. She travels the world & well known for her beauty, smartness, and kindness. She also most likely loves animals. Basically an angel in real life.

I need a Tamanna Shakya in my life!

by whosa May 10, 2025

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Taimanin

The worst, most useless and most INCOMPETENT ninja clan ever.

The Taimanin is a union of diferent ninja clans based in Ghosa, 99% of all members being women who also have special super powers... which literally do not matter.

The Taimanin main goal is suppost to fight against demons, well guess what? They fucking SUCK at fighting then, even if they have superpowers.

Unfun fact: Ninjas in the Taimanin have a absolutely 100% chance of getting brutally beaten, captured, tortured and raped by demons and orcs. No matter how much they claim to be strong and powerfull, historia always fucking repeats thenselfs.

And yet, somehow, like a miracle deux ex machina. They never fucking die, no matter how hard you hit then, they are as tought as cockroaches.

A friendly tip: If you are a female ninja looking to join a clan, DO NOT JOIN THE TAIMANIN, IS A FUCKING RAPE DEATH TRAP!

Random woman: Um... i'm thinking about joining the Taimanin!
Normal Person: Why? Are you suicidal?
Random woman: Nah, i'm just a slut.
Normal Person: Literally is going to be better for you to find a friend with benifits...

by Fgyjt June 2, 2025

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Talan

A cracker (white nigga) that speaks his own language sometimes but over all is kinda chill. Careful, he can be easily aggravated and shatter your fucking ribcage. Each encounter has a 1/300 of an attack occurring, so the chances are slim but never none. Talan may also be part dolphin but no lab samples have ever came back positive. Side effects of prolonged talan exposure include but are not limited to, increased racism, loss of brain cells, increase in homosexual tendencies, and decrease in will to live.

Talan: Fuck niggers

Person 1: bro what

Person 2: careful bro it's a talan

by Ur_favorite_7"_shlong July 9, 2025

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