Taking the fifth

Pleading the fifth after being tested positive for use of five different drugs

D'javarro: Dude, I heard Will was taking the fifth at Ryan's party last night.

You: No way! Must have been cray.

by Awesomeapplez March 17, 2015

taking a foop

Fart poop. Meaning to fart and poop simultaneously.

James was taking a foop when he suddenly realized he was out of toilet paper.

He guys, I'm gonna go take a foop.

by Heb jenkinsloop April 19, 2014

Taking a Steve

(Taking a Steve) that massive shit that is uncomfortable enough to feel like your tearing your anus

(Taking a Steve )
man #1 where is Hollywood ?

Man #2 I don't know I think he is taking a massive Steve

Man#1 ohh that explains why he was running so fast a minute ago!!.

by StarfishSex August 9, 2016

Taking a Junior

The act of laying down a steamer that offends everyone within a 2 mile radius.

last night I was taking a junior and it damm near killed everyone in the plant. I wiped my supebad as fast as I could so as to get away from that stinking shit.....

by ItStinksInHere September 22, 2010

take a sickie

Australian slang to take the day off sick from work or school when you're perfectly healthy

"I had to take a sickie"
"I let my daughter take a sickie so she could finish her homework."

by Tiny Cooper September 10, 2016

Taking a Christian

Taking a Day off from work, because Christian is the colleague that always is on holiday.

I'm taking a Christian on Monday if that's OK?

by Schnodi2 August 17, 2022

Taking the hokis

To seek financial gain via political influence, spiced with romantic involvement

When quizzed by ICAC on his relationship with Gladys and if he thought it was inappropriate, McGuire responded with a chuckle and said he was simply "taking the hokis"

by #MG October 19, 2020