Take A Smokey

to take a HUGE crap!!

As in the movie "Friday" when smokey had to take a huge crap but he couldn't find a place to do it, so he went on the side of the house.

"mayne them beans messed my stomach up! i need to take a smokey!"

by ATXchick August 20, 2009

Taking the hokis

To seek financial gain via political influence, spiced with romantic involvement

When quizzed by ICAC on his relationship with Gladys and if he thought it was inappropriate, McGuire responded with a chuckle and said he was simply "taking the hokis"

by #MG October 19, 2020

Teo's take

When Teo starts analyzing anime.

"Evangelion is so good" - Teo
"Ah its Teo's take again..."

by Kalcho January 21, 2021

Take and bake

When you're giving it to your girl doggystyle while she is making your after snack.

My girl is the shit, last night it was on the take and bake and she made me twice baked potatoes.

by J Egg April 21, 2019

Take a DAVITT

When you get back from an out-of-town vacation and you take the following day off from work. Take a DAVITT (Day After Vacation I Take Time).

We got back from Florida on Thursday but I didn't want to work on Friday, so I had to take a DAVITT.

by letsgetmost March 21, 2023

Taking a Christian

Taking a Day off from work, because Christian is the colleague that always is on holiday.

I'm taking a Christian on Monday if that's OK?

by Schnodi2 August 17, 2022

Taking the fifth

Pleading the fifth after being tested positive for use of five different drugs

D'javarro: Dude, I heard Will was taking the fifth at Ryan's party last night.

You: No way! Must have been cray.

by Awesomeapplez March 17, 2015