A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021
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A Todd is a socially popular young male, skilled/sporty, who loves to show off. Todd will try to snatch anyones attention at every chance he gets. No matter how stupid/transparent he comes across to others, he will always think he's awesome. Yet, a Todd is still seen as cool and is somewhat admired by his peers. Whilst an individual Todd may be smart, when they are together as a group of Todds, they dial into one hive mind. There are 4 types of Todds. Typical King Todd might be captain of his sport team, boyish-atheletic attractive and slightly worshipped by his group of Todds. A King Todd isnt self-proclaimed. A Prince Todd however, is someone who tries incredibly hard to one-up King Todd. But, no matter how hard Prince Todd tries to up King Todd, he isnt able to. Prince Todd has a bigger ego than King Todd and comes across less cool/peng. After a Prince Todd, comes a Duke Todd who in certain ways has more in common with the King Todd. Duke Todds dont try as hard as a King or a Prince Todd might, but, they know that they are Todd. A Duke Todd is less ego-centric in his position then Kings and Princes. After a Duke Todd, comes Just Todds. These Todds, are still athletic/cool in some senses, but is not as attractive or outstanding as a Duke, Prince or King Todd. So, a Todd is a boy who is daring and at times silly and reckless. Todds will play dumb games/maybe ride scooters. Todds have bad music taste, but think theyre cool for listening to bad playlists. Watch out for Todds.
by maliaispeng June 10, 2022
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Get the Todd mug.Often shortened as OMT, and used as a hashtag #ohmytodd or #omt, a general expression for the sudden realization your attorney -- in this case Todd -- might be the bee's knees.
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