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Poopbag Brain Thrusts

When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.
Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"
by SuzerainY September 22, 2022
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Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022
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Fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth

A very difficult mathematical operation, which gives as a result 5.7179625e-48, which is a very complex number. A dumb mathematician said that this number is also the result of 1 to the second. That man was murdered soon after.
fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth is equal to 1 to the second.
by Myhuoseisadragon March 3, 2023
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death by a thousand papercuts

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.
Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022
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Thrust

Just a feeling that comes over you. Not necissarily sexual but can be. Like CRUNK but not Lame.
Something yelled to express delight

Developed in Dodds hall at Antioch College.
THRUST LIFE !!!!
I'd THRUST for art
by MORGAN December 9, 2004
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thout

same as thou or thy, meaning you.
Thout shall not thoutchetch Ariel's stickies.
by bread infection January 2, 2006
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thrust

when you have sex with someone who has a big cock/dildo
come on let me thrust you.
by awesome duude May 22, 2017
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