thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

by firecracker4u July 16, 2017

hes thirsty

hes thirsty means when he wants the vigina

katy :he keeps on staring at my ass
katy's friend:hes thirsty

by big ass lexi big boob tyra February 4, 2016

thirsty

you need water

yo you look thirsty get a glass of water

by woohga July 7, 2021

Thirsty muncher

Someone who is parched from eating

The steak here is so dry and our waiter, Christian, didn’t even bring us a refill on our drinks! We’re some thirsty munchers.

by ChristianJR2003 July 26, 2018

Thirsty

An adjective used in describing a girl deliberately fishing for male compliments, attention and likes on their social media.

Person one: Did you see Kayla's new insta post?! She's half naked.

Person two: Yeah, that bitch is thirsty AF!

by lady lauren May 28, 2020

Thirsty Hamster

When a guy lays on top of a car with the sunroof open while getting a blowjob

Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.

by Subzrow February 20, 2024

Thirsty

Thirsty to fuck a bitch your hungry for some ass your body urges to shoot that cum all over her face while she gives you sloppy toppy

Yo I’m thirsty for some tits

by GRocksgar88 November 25, 2019