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Random Brown

One of the multitude of people who walk our streets every day, who have no specifically identifiable ethnicity. All that they can be described as is, "some shade of brown".
I went to the qwikee-mart today to buy some red drink, and the cashier was one of those Random Brown people. I have no idea what his ethnicity was.

Hey, was that guy mexican, indian, or pakistani??? I don't know, he was just a Random Brown guy.
by randomobserverguy October 13, 2011
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brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009
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accident brown

Accident Brown is everything and nothing all at once. It is a bodily function, an excuse, a religion, a place and a really clumsy detective.
Q: Why did you kick that orphan?

A: Accident Brown.
by Adalisaline Stazarateny February 25, 2017
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Brown Gordon

A female gives a titjob to her manfriend. Just as he is about to ejaculate he turns around, shits on her neck and ejaculates into her bellybutton
Male 1: Dayum she fine.
Male 2: Yes i want to give her a brown gordon tonight
by BrownGordonallnightlong August 20, 2013
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cowboy brown

Female on all fours, male standing behind. As if snatching a revolver from a holster at noon, male raises finger-pointed hand rapidly and pushes extended digit into female's anus.
"What's the matter Mary?"
"Oh Jim gave me a Cowboy Brown last night"
by Boysie May 22, 2015
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sue brown

Person 1: Does she dog alot?

Person 2: Yeah she's a real sue brown.
by fernandomadlad February 24, 2019
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beck brown

When pooping you think your finished and grab the toilet paper but you start pooping again. Otherwise known as the beck brown.
Today while on the toilet I totally beck browned and it all ended up on my hand.
by stinkyhefty April 16, 2011
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