shlongdongdooblies

Any part of the male genitalia that has become loose and saggy mostly due to age.

Dude, the other day i was on chatforstrangers looking for hot girls but all we got were a bunch of shlongdongdooblies.

by helllllooooooeveryooonnneeeeee June 28, 2012

Shlongdrum

The act of sitting with your pants half way down your thighs and flexing your erection, causing it to strike the waistline of your pants creating a unique percussion noise.

I am considering composing a piece for my music class using only the Shlongdrum.

by Fillynapper January 18, 2015

Shlong

Slang for penis. Usually is big.

Wow. Look at that shlong!

by DarylDixionIII May 12, 2014

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015

shlongski

A penis that is in the shape of a ski, it is quite aerodynamic.

I gave sheela the hot Shlongski at the slopes yesterday.

by Bigdickniggasss November 30, 2015

shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015

shlong burger

To eat a shlong in burger form🙃

Jay: wanna eat my shlong
Frankie: as long as it's a shlong burger

by 😛😛😛😛😛 March 4, 2016