Dick Switch

When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.

Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?

this dick, just had a dick switch

by AM2000 May 25, 2018

Phil Swift

A MOTHAFUCKIN GOD

Yo Phil Swift is the best am I right

by TherealPhilSwift October 22, 2018

Nintendo Switch blade

A Nintendo Switch Joycon with a knife blade hidden in it.

I killed my teacher with my Nintendo Switch blade!

by PokecordWeebH November 12, 2018

Phil swift

it even works under water

phil swift here with flex tape slap it on my but

by voicetrollz September 18, 2019

Phil Swift

Phil is love, Phil is life.

Phil Swift is the supreme lord.

by 24dogeman24 November 29, 2019

Taylegend Swift

used to adress Taylor Swift

Taylegend Swift became the first female artist to win AOTY at the grammys thrice!

by Swiftea☕ October 8, 2021

Light Switch Friends

Light switch friends is what you call a friend that you are friends with for a while then you aren't and then you are again. Repeating in an order similar to a light switch.

Jay: Are we friends?
Me: We're just light switch friends.

by Milla5 March 13, 2022