Superman

The most dogsh*t of a so called "superhero" ever created in the DC universe. Yeah he has powers, xray vision, lazer eyes, fight and hes strong ig (hes a puny weakling) but he has a weakness... a glowing green rock...😹😹 and they come in more colors to that do other things, so logically speaking, if you got a mini gun and loaded it up with a bunch of those green rocks (you can buy them anywhere on the dc dark web) and sprayed at him. DEAD! You kill him in many other ways hes not completely invincible, like how alfred could stomp on his head. In conclusion Super man is the shittiest "hero" ever

Sincerly

-Batman dick rider!

Guy 1: Yo that kid over there is so superman🤮🤮

Girl 2. I know right its actually nasty..🤢🤢

by 【Batman's №1 D!ck Rider】 December 17, 2023

Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

superman them

A verb to applying your best toward others or a situation.

This term was coined by the Author, Christian Cassarly in the book " Being Superman"

We superman them every time at work.

by Omni-intelligence March 15, 2020

Supermanning

Taking bed sheets and sticking them to the girl's back with your own ejaculate

Clark said Lois likes superheroes, so he tried supermanning her.

by Jhowsie April 8, 2025

Superman Batman

Someone who eats a lot and exercises. They got brains, but also lift weights and eat big to get big. They're muscular and also have big brains and a dad bod so kind of chubby, but it's muscular dad bod. And they eat meats, and eat all their fruits and vegetables. Yes, they eat some junk food sometimes, but they add healthy stuff.

Tony: I'm Superman Batman.

*Eats cheese and other foods.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025

Superman and Batman

Superman was really wanting for sex and wanted some lovely activity with Batman,he invited Batman to his house and told him to follow him to his room and locked the door,then he caressed Batman’s dick and rubs it every 3 seconds,Batman blushed and was so horny. Then Superman starts to give him a handjob and masturbate his dick. His dick is so hard and as Superman is jerking it,Batman exclaimed “Oh yes..!!!,Ugh FASTER FASTER” and then said “I’M ABOUT TO CUM” and he cummed and made his underwear wet,and someone of the cum came out and on Superman’s Face and his floor. And he said “Good boy, and licks the semen” then he unbuckles his belt and undresses his clothes and underwear and throws them into the bed. He tells batman to do the same too,He then goes behind Batman on the bed and as his Dick hard,He then fucks it so hard and fast,Batman screamed “OH YES DADDY SUPERMAN,YES OHH THAT THING IS SO BIG!!”,Of course,Since he feels the pleasure,He cums as well and Superman too,They were both so pleased and as Batman was really horny,he sucked Superman’s Dick and sucked it hard. Superman exclaimed “Oh yes…Ohh yes… Go Batman do it faster…” and Batman did,Superman was so pleased,he moaned so hard and as his cum goes inside Batman,Batman stopped and was so pleased with his cum,and he put on his Underwear,Clothes and buckled his belt and said “Superman I want to meet you again next week daddy”.

Superman and Batman are the ones that I really want to have the gay sex

by Guy who writes horny things May 19, 2025

Superman

A superman is a level 6 sex move where you put your cock in her mouth and lay flat on her face and do the superman pose and hum the superman theme while she sucks it down until you cum.

My boyfriend gives the best supermans

by s3xmast3rr August 19, 2024