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stretchies

A form of greeting exhibited by members of a chat room when another regular member enters the chat. This is done by stretching out the letters in their screen name such as this: ShopGirl11 enters the room: ShopGirllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!! or Shoppppppppgggggiiiirrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!
I knew I pissed everyone in my regular chat room off because they stopped giving me stretchies when I entered the room.
by ChicaChicaBoomBoom91 November 18, 2011
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Stretching rope

a long rope used to stretch men before they engage in sexual activities with each other
the two men used a stretching rope before they resumed their daily "activities"
by ohyeahmotherefffer October 21, 2010
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stretcher

A stretch that's so good it gives you a boner. (A combination of stretch and boner)
Man, that was a total stretcher
by textman09 December 27, 2013
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Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.
"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
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stretching wookie

When a girl's pussy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. It usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.
"Oh man I was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. It was the grossed thing I'd ever seen so I high tailed the fuck outta there.
by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016
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Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".
"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"
by Burzonic July 21, 2016
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stretchitis

My ass has stretchitis
by Jhggfff May 28, 2018
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