mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

Spaghetti O'd

That red ring you get around your cock when you fuck your girl on her period.

"Bro, wtf. I fucked my girl last night and it left a red ring around my cock" "Dude, you got Spaghetti O'd"

by Rock out with your Bagina out June 16, 2020

Spaghetti Hook

The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.

She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.

by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021

Upseti spaghetti

When a hoo-man is feeling no bueno and is having a large steaming cup of depresso and/or is hangry

Oh my god I am so upseti spaghetti from dropping my chicken nuggets

by Bellabug_1 December 24, 2020

spaghetti limbo

That moment of time wherein one is about to make a fool of oneself, but has yet to do so. ie the spaghetti has begun it's swift descent, yet while in "Spaghetti Limbo", it can still be recovered.

The following can only be done while in Spaghetti Limbo: Recover from your mistake at the point you make it so no consequence can occur.

Ref:

knowyourmeme~.~com/memes/spaghetti-stories

I almost fucked it but i turned it around while in spaghetti limbo

by TheRealMordecai October 1, 2018

spaghetti phobia

An irrational fear of spaghetti. Mainly used when talking about higher ups(such as mods or admins) who unjustly ban for the smallest of reasons.

"Dammit, Dizzy banned me from Mugen Archive again for no reason."
"I'm telling yah, he has spaghetti phobia."

by superkingkong65 December 30, 2020

Kaleb’s Spaghetti

To be boring or bland, lacking seasoning or flavor. Can be used to describe someone’s personality/ over all demeanor or cooking.

The friends you brought a long are totally Kaleb’s spaghetti, they were such a drag.

by Kalebsworstfan January 28, 2020