Spanked my Bacon!

Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.

Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011

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Patty Smacked

(v.) to be hit, usually in the face, with a patty or other object relating to the patty. pretty simple really.

"DUDE! you just got patty smacked!"

by spiff111 October 21, 2005

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Spacker

A word used by social rejects who have no life and sit at home playing call of duty all day. Also the most offensive word a 7 year old schoolboy could come up with. In other words complete fuckin idiots.

OMG that noob just killed me the fucking spacker.

Kid: Mom pass me the spliff
Mom: Where is it?
Kid: Your toking it you fucking spacker

by durkadurka muhammajihad February 19, 2009

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cumshooting spacedragon

A Red dragon is flying around in space and suddenly get a 50 inches boner.
The dragon then sees a starship. He uses his penis as a gun and begins shooting sperm on the startship until it crashes.

The crew of the space ship sees something out in the horisont. It comes closer and one of the crewmates shouts: OH NO A CUMSHOOTING SPACEDRAGON

by The Space Dragons child March 22, 2021

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