Smushl

Cuddling. The act before sex, sex is smush. add an l, and its cuddling.

i cant wait to smushl with you tonight

by jerseyshorewhore123 September 4, 2010

smushed bananas

something thats bad, stupid, or something you dislike

teacher: today we are having a pop quiz
student: thats smushed bananas

by jollyjee April 4, 2011

slutstache

A bleached mustache on a hot or attractive female; a mustache that serves an almost invisible barrier to keep semen from entering the nasal passages

dude did you see that chick" - "yeah she's hot but loses points for the 'stache" - "she has a slutstache

by kingnothing19 May 11, 2011

slutsticle

that thing you have to manipulate in order to get to the sweet spot for unloading a load of cum into a cum truck of slutmeat

i dont know who the fuck that slutsticle was but i gave her a full load cause im a fuckin top bloke aye

by pregasurus hunter September 18, 2011

Smultsey

First used on an episode of the The Simpsons. Used to describe an overly lovey emotional state. Its like having a period and watching chick flicks. Its the ending to every family movie and family oriented sit com. Its fucking disgusting.

"What a smultsey ending." This would be declared as the family resolves all their issues in a comedic way. Like Sara had her first period, but the show ends with some cheesy routine joke to take ur mind off the drama. Just watch any ending to Everybody Loves Reymond and you'll understand.

by tomcoll80 October 4, 2011

Slutsky Equation

A economic lecture-distracting individual of the opposite sex.

Thank god we have all those Slutsky Equations in Transportation Systems to distract us from the lecture.

by RonMexicoAndTheSevenDwarfs October 26, 2011

smushback

What happens when the pressure from biting into a goo filled pastry causes the contents to spill out onto your lap.

Sandy got so much smushback when she bit into caramel apple empanada, her hands looked like she jerked off an elephant.

by SexPanther69696969 November 7, 2011