Victoria Sponge Cake

A person who is cool and likes bow ties and has a good interest in cakes. They are usually blonde and can say no and laughing in a very funny way. They have good music taste and like caramel and don't like Dr Pepper.
They also think aye and na isn't English

Person 1:"Who is that cool person?"
Person 2: "It's Victoria Sponge Cake Of Course!"

by Anna Banana. December 11, 2011

purple-headed yogurt slinger

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.

When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"

by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

Spongebob

An easily offended person

Friend 1: Dude, you suck!
Friend 2: I DO NOT SUCK!! *cries*
Friend 1: Geez, your such a spongebob!

by UnluckyIrishChick September 22, 2011

sponge bob square pants

one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!

i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!

by spongebobfreakme!!! April 19, 2004

itailian mud slinger

when a man is having anal sex with his women ( or bitch ) he shits into his hand and throws it as hard as he can at the back of her head

i gave that bitch an itailian mud slinger last night

by nickhaglund May 5, 2009

Spongebob Fuckhouse

When one takes a pineapple and sets it on their partners head while fucking her in the ass.

"Jim surly knows how to give a girl a mother fucking spongebob FUCKHOUSE!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! FUCKKK!!!!!

by yuff & bone November 29, 2009

Sponge Cake

An obese girl's pussy.

Be careful if you're going to plunge into that sponge cake tonight, I heard Jeff nearly suffocated in one last week!

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014