A Situation

Something that is created when you’re stuck in quarantine for three months.

We’re in a bit of a situation rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

situate

to situate something
every thing gets situateds at some point,
or
situate means "to hang out the back of" or "kill" or "situate!"

oi you nob situate the situation
yeah boy i situated her nicely
im gonna have to situate that fool!

by halo9 May 23, 2006

sintuous

while you are at it ; since you are doing that

I tell my old lady, sintuous up get me a beer!

by pleasant November 3, 2006

situational comedian

when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.

often inappropiate

Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl

boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.

by Lexxxilynn February 7, 2010

Situational Boyfriend

When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.

guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."

by everyfuckingnameistaken March 17, 2011

Situational Absence

Term used by employers for employee absences or tardiness when the employee never discusses what the actual reason is. The term ‘situation’ is the only reason given by them employee. This typically occurs in lower pay grade manual labor jobs where the employees a generally unreliable anyway.

Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t show for work yesterday?

Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.

Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.

Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.

Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!

Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.

by Jackthesnipper9512365 February 19, 2012

stuopid

A word that is used to define somebody who is annoying, unworthy, and overall really irrelevat

You’re really Stuopid

by BigDummy101 June 2, 2019