blind sit-up

To do a sit-up with your eyes closed. Usually a prank in wich one party bets another party they cannot do a sit-up with their eyes closed. When the second party tries to complete this task the first party pulls down their pants and places their buttocks where the face of the second party will be upon completing the sit up. This always results in hilarity for the first party and a brown nose for the second.

Aww i can't believe dave did a blind sit-up!

by Wooten December 7, 2003

go sit on a pine cone

A sentence that really has no meaning but sounds horrible, Basically a way of saying "go fuck yourself"

"Boy yo girlfriend ugly as hell"
"fuck you, go sit on a pine cone

by Dirtysprites2 October 2, 2016

Sex Sit

To mind a couple's child for them whilst they use the time to have highly pleasurable intercourse.. child free! Particularly useful during new born stage when free time is limited.

Hey john, are you free to sex sit this friday, Randy and i need bang.

by K2DaC September 29, 2017

russian sit up

you are blindfolded and you do a sit up, but when you sit up a persons ass is there and your face goes into his ass

preston did a russian sit up and got a face full of ass.

by Jordan Kahla A.K.A. Texas October 4, 2006

do you still sit when you pee?

What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.

50 year old: I've never had sex.

30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.

16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.

6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.

5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)

USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?

by Do YOU still sit when you pee? August 23, 2009

big girl sit-down

making a poopie of any shape size or smell

where is the restroom? i need to make a big girl sit-down

by shieldsypoo October 16, 2009

Here I sit

a rhyming poem about someones activities in the bathroom, usually written on the wall inside a stall.

Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted. On the seat I wait and wait, I guess its time to masturbate. Now I've cum and now I'll go see you tomorrow fucking bowl.

by Wonkeybro June 11, 2010