shirt ritz

When you want to have a ritz inside public places that don’t allow vaping so you have a ritz through your shirt to reduce vapour
Bro can you chuck me your vape I wanna have a shirt ritz
by Iloveritzing December 30, 2022
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vomit shirt

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.
Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?
by Kavanor June 09, 2021
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Blue Shirt

You’re giving me some real Blue Shirt energy right now
by CPRT October 24, 2022
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Face Shirt

Someone that is in the way of a working musician who’s trying to unload their gear. In post show darkness, you can only make out their face and part of their shirt. Often found in doorways and load out areas talking to their equally Face Shirt’d friends. Weren’t there for the show, showed up to the bar after. Townie.
Man it’s taking me forever to unload tonight because these Face Shirts won’t get out of my way.
by Departure7788 July 02, 2022
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Faded shirt

When a girl has been fucked to many times
You sure you want to cuff her she a faded shirt
by Rosealea squad October 24, 2020
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Shirt Jingo

Noun: A shirt, worn pants-less, ending at the waist exposing female genetalia (bajingo). i.e. Female version of the "shirt cock".
Stacey: "What the hell am I supposed t wear to a Bottomless Party?"

Stacey's loose friend Sherry: "Duh, a Shirt Jingo!"
by Team Discovery February 15, 2012
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Seemee shirt

A bright colored (orange, yellow, green) shirt or vest, most commonly worn in the Construction field
OSHA requires a seemee shirt to be worn on site
by Uptheirons33 October 12, 2020
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