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Shitting on Bridges

1. While with a friend(s), observing strangers, you view the person in a highly critical manner. Looking at their clothes, hair, shoes, people they're with, way they are nonverbally communicating, etc. in a critical and usually disapproving way. Thus to gain a fanciful, sophisticated, potentially tragic, back story for the person. Never meant to be said to the subject of focus's face.

2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.

3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.
1. "Last night, at the bar, this girl walked in with her fat boyfriend and, MAN, did we shit on her bridge."

2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"

3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."
by SaucyBitch February 22, 2011
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shitting

A word replacing another word.
"What are you shitting today?"

"Did you see what that guy was shitting?"

person 1: "Is eric still seeing amanda?"
person 2: "no he's shitting someone else"
by just.made September 5, 2009
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shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.
Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
by P-Fat November 28, 2006
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shitting in reverse

The circumstance where you find yourself in the position of needing to defacate but unable to locate a suitable venue for the proceedings. The resultant clenching of the sphincter in the hopes of preventing an incident of touching cloth results in the feeling that the incipient turd is reversing back up into your lower intestines.

May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.
Oh man, I hope we find a toilet soon. I'm shitting in reverse.

If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.
by cuksocker November 6, 2010
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shitting rainbows

The largest amount of homosexuality one being can poses.
Person: oh em gee Ryan is so hot!
Other Person: yeah to bad he's shitting rainbows gay...
by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015
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shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.
Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.
by mintglow September 22, 2008
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Shitting The Cycle

The act of taking 4 good sized shits in a single 24 hour period. Usually from the result of eating taco bell for the past week, a lot of exercise, or from being a bodybuilder.
Andy-Yo bro did you just take another shit in my toilet. Not cool!!
Joey- Yeah sorry bro, one more and ill be shitting the cycle.
Andy- Whatever bro, just past the blunt.
by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010
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