Shampoo

To massage, as in a head. noun

I once got shampooed by a shrubbery.

(see definition for shrubbery)

by Audrey Karper July 18, 2008

SEMP

An individual who talks about their significant other to friends as if they do not care, but when their better half is around, they are completely invested and bending over backwards for their partner.

Typically, a male talking shit about his girlfriend: "She is such a whore! I'm only with her because she is a great lay." Then his friends discover a letter, email or facebook message which displays his softer/in love side. In such a case, friends will call their friend a SEMP anytime he talks more shit or leaves to hang out with girlfriend.

by Stewgriff June 19, 2009

shampoop

When you take a crap, clean up, and then realize.. ugh, I guess I wasn't done after all. shit, wipe, repeat.

A: Dude, you OK? You were in there an hour.
D: Yeah, had a bad burrito for lunch. Had to shampoop 4 times!

by littlerabbit4 August 28, 2014

Shampooing

getting carried away having 'fun' in the shower by your self

sorry i was soo long i was busy shampooing

by Prosititue user November 19, 2009

Semper Fi

Chinese for "I have a limp dick."

I just boned my DI. He's hot. Now I have a Semper Fi

by Thebobs21 December 12, 2012

Semper Games Prt. 1

A group of utterly ass-hurt newfags/rag-heads/Weeaboos who claim that their "leader", Jihadjerry (Who recently announced that he was apparently raped by a tree...) made a "world record" by just hacking his copy of Super Mario Bros. with a Game Genie cheat cartridge. Utterly THOUSANDS of people already proved Jerry wrong, and yet for few 20 or so people who actually kiss his ass every day still defend his "record" (even though it's utter horse shit...). They have indeed hacked a few accounts and failed miserably at trying to ACTUALLY look intimidating, but all they usually just continue whacking off to a broken pile of Nintendo consoles in the background while spamming mindlessly like retarded fuckwanks. They indeed have weaknesses, though. Racial slurs, Yo Momma jokes, and others of the like tend to make them back down immediately.

Semper Games Prt. 1 Example(s);

Semper Game Supporter: Hey there, you suck at games, meat puppet inferior. Semper Games.

Other Person: ...You do realise that your retarded cult is utterly fucked over since 2008, right?

Semper Game Supporter: ...

Other Person: Well, aren't you going to be the better man and acknowledge this fact or are you going to just say "Semper Games" like the retarded fucktard you are?

Semper Games Supporter: Semper Games!

Other Person: Thanks for proving mine, and utterly EVERYONE's point.

by Whitty Nickname April 7, 2010

Timolee Shampoo

A sex position when the male rubs his crap in his partners hair then lights it on fire. Then puts it out with his jizz

What George Burns did to Hillier Clinton, Timolee Shampoo

by Pablo Ortiz April 5, 2010