Skip to main content

seeing the matrix

(1)A moment in which a person does something normally considered difficult in an uncanny way that may seem superhuman in effect.

(2)When it seems as if the person sees the 1's and 0's of the world.

(3)Someone who is perfect at something.
(1)I swear, Criss Angel can see the matrix!

(2)Did you see how he was dodgin' them puches? It was like he was seeing the matrix.

(3)Micheal Jordan can see the matrix in basketball.
by tbearnskwerl May 22, 2007
mugGet the seeing the matrix mug.

seeking amy

a clever term used by Britney Spears in her song "Seeking Amy" that really spells out F-U-C-K-M-E.
Britney sings, "all the boys and all the girls are asking If (F) You (U) Seeking Amy (C, K, M, E)"
by Big Know January 20, 2011
mugGet the seeking amy mug.

Riding A Semi

To have a half erect penis.
Riding a semi is often used in public to tell someone without revealing it to everyone.
Dude, I'm riding a semi right now.

So at the party I was grinding on this chick, but I started to ride a semi and had to get out of there quick.
by Stoan February 28, 2009
mugGet the Riding A Semi mug.

semi-weirdos

Orchestra and literature geeks in 80s high school. Kids who aren't weird enough to be weirdos, not geeky enough to be geeks, not dramatic enough to be drama geeks, and to nerdy to be cool.
I've been hanging out with the semi-weirdos in the orchestra closet at lunch.
by Nhoj June 7, 2004
mugGet the semi-weirdos mug.

Semi Job

When a guy has to jack off because the

girl doesn't want to suck his dick or

give him a hand job and she will only

swallow his cum after he's done
Guy- Hey babe will you give me a blow job

Girl- No, how about a semi job
by Chikis777 May 11, 2009
mugGet the Semi Job mug.

semi pro beer drinker

One who is working their way up through the beer drinking ranks, usually starting off with cheap, shitty light beer and progresssing to stronger, more full bodied fare.

A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.

A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)
#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.

#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.

#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.
by Dr. Cockenstein June 21, 2009
mugGet the semi pro beer drinker mug.

Semi-bangable

A not-so-good-looking person who has at least one attractive feature. For example an obese overweighed person with an attractive face or wise-versa.
Bob: Hey bro, I heard you met a girl in the bar. Was she any good looking?

Mike: Hmm...I’m not sure. She was semi-bangable.
by kungfualienondrugs January 16, 2010
mugGet the Semi-bangable mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email