The two weeks before Valentine's when lonely people find someone so that they aren't lonely on Valentine.
by Von_Sol_Ho January 15, 2017
The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.
Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.
Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.
Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.
Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.
Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 08, 2018
by merkmaster November 15, 2009
A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.
Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."
Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
by P.S.F August 07, 2008
A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.
Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.
Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.
by DJD December 20, 2003
the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.
by reid sellen January 05, 2008
the time between halloween and st patricks day in which fuck shit takes place more often than normal; a result of cuffing season
by yourmajesty December 11, 2013