a screening of Zorro

A euphemism that refers to Batman's origin. The act of bringing a douchy billionaire to an event with their spawn then murdering said billionaire. Said spawn must witness this, and thus hopefully be inspired to become a dark & brooding hero.

If Zuckerberg had any kids, he'd be prime target for a screening of Zorro

by IO9 Reader January 5, 2011

Dual Screening

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.

Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.

by ABunnyDidIt June 2, 2012

Squad screening

When 2 or more people simultaneously and intentionally start watching a movie or series together (e.g. as a form of spending time together) even though they are not in the same house, city or country

Last night my friend and I were squad screening a movie when my power went out and then she stopped watching too so we could both catch up at the same time when my power went back on again…

by ZoëK October 31, 2023

Schoedinger's STD

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =

Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.

by HanLono April 23, 2013

schreeping

The art of having an afternoon snooze to shake off a hangover and enable oneself to back up for another night of shenanigans, whilst not actually sleeping much and just lying in bed creeping on facebook.

"Hey bro - are you coming out tonight?"
"Yeah I'm keen as, just schreeping it up atm in preparation for the feshtivities"

by ceiling cat August 12, 2012

Screaming bizkits

Anal sex after a night of consuming hot sauce and\or spicy foods.

Shoot girl, I wanted to but I I was too nervous because I had a case of the screaming bizkits.

by Brother_and_sister February 14, 2015

shredding meat

When you and your boys are top players, hitting town and taking all the girls home.

Yo Mickey was shredding meat last night, I saw him take at least 3 girls back.

by Shredzy April 17, 2016