Salsa Fucked

The act of lathering salsa on your penis, and having sexual intercourse with someones anus.

Zack-"So did you salsa fuck her?"
Hunter-"HELLZ YEAH I SALSA FUCKED THE SHIT OUTA HER TILL SHE WAS BLEEDIN SALSA."

by The Real Phil Collins December 18, 2008

Salsa Rocket

the act of bleeding all over your penis and sticking it in a girls mouth.

Who's up for a salsa rocket tonight?

by nijpac March 28, 2007

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

by mrbufo May 2, 2006

Salesforce

An extremely indepth online software system designed to manage accounts for a company dealing with a large volume of sales.

Salesforce in a stupid piece of software

by Otis' August 20, 2008

street sales associate

hooker, prostitute, woman of the night. a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money; whore; harlot, call girl, streetwalker, courtesan; trollop, strumpet, One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts, a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money syn: cocotte, whore, harlot, bawd, tart, cyprian, fancy woman, working girl, sporting lady, lady of pleasure, woman of the street v : sell one's body; exchange sex for money

My friend Casey is a street sales associate on the corner of Birch and MacArthur.

by NsK September 21, 2006

Salsa Fucked

The common sexual fantasy of having a sexy Latino woman rub salsa all over your naked body before having sex with you.

The only reason I enrolled in Spanish class was for the moment when I am to be Salsa Fucked.

by Nickuhcrazy December 18, 2008

SALSA

SALSA is an acronym that stands for either "Spanish American Latin South American" or "South American Latin Spanish American". It defines the music and dance styles originating in New York City's Latin-American communities in the 1970's and later.
See entry number 5, above.

We had a ball in the snack bar at F.I.T. with The Gigmeisters dancing to SALSA all day long !

by Rockadoodle February 21, 2011