squirt bottle

A hood definition of a person who masturbate and drinks alcohol.

Whoa that dude in that house is a squirt bottle nevers calls for my bitches.

by handle123 November 9, 2019

muff squirt

When your muffin(vagina) squirts.

Oh! I'm about to muff squirt!

by Muff squirt expert August 12, 2017

Burpee Squirt

(n.) The act of doing the burpee exercise (jump and then squat as you come down) while crapping in your pants as you come down for the squat part of the burpee exercise.

As John was doing his burpees for track practice, he felt the burpee squirts coming, but it was too late for him the stop it.

by XMSquiZZ360 November 13, 2013

Squirt Hershey

Verb:

To defacate diarrhea in a spewing manor.

-That burrito made me squirt Hershey!
-You scared me so badly, I almosted squirted Hershey!

by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

Turdy Squirts

Another name for "diarehha." It is when someone has severe diarehha or anal seepage.

Hey, John was in the bathroom last night for two hours because he had a severe case of the turdy squirts!

by A-Squeezy March 4, 2009

nervous squirts

When you get really nervous, and get the bubble guts, and have explosive diarrhea

I got court today, I don't know what they're gonna do to me, I got the nervous squirts

by Jonnythekid420 March 5, 2016

Mexican squirt

When you fill an enema with Fanta, fill their butthole with it, then have them shit it on your face

Evelyn gave me a Mexican squirt last night. Don't you wanna?

by C_rizzle October 28, 2017