ghetto squirrel

While driving in the ghetto at night: a small black plastic liquor store bag that crosses the street like a tumbleweed, which causes you to swerve thinking it might be an animal.
(upon swerving): "Jesus, what was that?" "Oh, just a ghetto squirrel."
by adrianavoz February 15, 2008
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Squirrel and Hedgehog

The North Korean propaganda cartoon that features violence, guns, war, more guns, allegory, a sexy fox, and even more guns.
Person 1: hey, have you watched Squirrel and Hedgehog?
Person 2: why would I?
Person 1: there's a sexy fox as one of the characters.
Person 2: I'm sold!
by Gamsung Salaxy April 15, 2020
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squirrel please

Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.
First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!
by Captain Sham April 25, 2006
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Red Squirrel

An endangered squirrel that receives a disease from grey squirrels and is rapidly climbing the endangered list.
It has orange/red coloured fur, of a normal squirrel's size, but not aggressive and unable to protect itself from the disease.
Look around, red squirrel's aren't there.
by Will Nicholls Photography January 04, 2009
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squirrel killer

A golf ball that is hit into a tree's canopy.
Oh my! That ball is headed straight for the center of that big oak tree! This one has 'squirrel killer' all over it! I hope the little critters see it coming!
by talk2me-JCH2 September 19, 2022
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Sexy squirrel

A sexy squirrel is a squirrel with a perfect body , with each ass check the size of earth and breasts the size of Jupiter.a sexy squirrel is normally named Selena Amy Iona, Poppy ,Rebecca,Aoibhín,Armelaor Moyà.A sexy squirrel loves the feeling of her plastic breasts. A sexy squirrel is bad ass bitch . When you see a sexy squirrel you will instantly fall in love a sexy squirrel gives her heart out to everyone .a sexy squirrel is basically another word for a slut
by Fanypack123 November 02, 2017
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blind squirrel

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."
He is a blind squirrel.
by Miles Bighorse May 29, 2018
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