Spadge

A lesbian (dyke)

-Do you wanna hang out with Nicole?
-No way, she's a spadge!

by RatchetBoo March 27, 2003

spading

(verb)To forcibly remove someone's geitalia/reproductive capabilities by way of a sharpened gardening spade.

Generallly done as an act of revenge, or to procure federal grants for preventing the procreation of stupidity (aka keeping dumbasses from having kids)

Spader, Get that spade away from me, keep it away, NOOOOO!

P.S. The Arabians invented spading (see hildago), which explains why Bin Laden is such a F'ed up "man". Spader got a grant for that one.

by vrmlbasic March 27, 2004

Deuce of Spades

Motorhead's less famous B-Side.

The track "Ace of Spades" isn't a patch on it's b-side.

by The Big G June 25, 2004

Spadering

A term my neighbor uses instead of "spaying."

I am spadering my dog this weekend.

by Brittnaaaay March 15, 2011

Queen of Spades

An African American alpha female who is confident in all that she does. She exudes a queenly demeanor regardless of who she may encounter. She fixes her crown and never lets herself be degraded. More often than not she is the epitome of black excellence.

Man look at that “ Queen of Spades” over there! Damn she fine.

Look at that beautiful “Queen of Spades”, she is making boss moves too!

by BlackRose9 June 24, 2021

Spadge bank

1. A mans jazz collection.
2. The female genitalia when filled with Semen.

1. 'Bloody hell dave. I'm dieing for a wank', 'Thats alright mate. You can borrow a bluey from my Spadge bank.'

by Redsoxrichie March 11, 2008

Spadge

My opinion is practical

it's not cool just because someone says it is. e.g
"i heard that new film is awesome."
"nah, that's spadge!"

by Spadge Loski March 8, 2004