soggy buttcheek

An unintelligent person who commits atrocious acts against others, not realizing the folly of their actions until later.

"My college professor gave us a quiz two days before the final on brand new material, and then sent us an e-mail apologizing for it but refusing to change the grades. He is such a soggy buttcheek!"

by Danielle ;D April 30, 2009

Soggy Bread

When the male ejaculates on the women’s vagina and proceeds to spread it across the vagina, imitating a butter knife spreading butter on bread.

U wanna Netflix and Soggy bread?

by Sasha ;) February 22, 2019

soggycrotch

Wet vagina/excessively moist crotch.

"You could tell Bambi wanted me by her soggycrotch," Jasper said.

by John "Motherfucking" Henning April 18, 2008

Soggy mattress

A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.

Heyy fancy a game of soggy mattress i'mgetting rid of my old one :P

by ORGAZZaM August 22, 2009

Soggy Mess

1. Vagina (derogatory)

2. A messy sexual accident, such as becoming 'over-excited'.

3. The aftermath. (S'allamsayin')

NB not to be confused with Soggy Sesh, which is either the appreciation of a Soggy Mess or the act of making a Soggy Mess.

1. Oh, it's a bit of a Soggy Mess./ Her vagina is such a Soggy Mess.

2. Don't make a Soggy Mess./ Oh shite, I made a Soggy Mess.

3. We left such a Soggy Mess in the backseat of her car.

by Anti-vagina activist. April 25, 2010

soggy high

When you get absolutely fucked off cannabis and he high is coming down and all you wanna do is nap.

Bro, I smoked some big ole doinks then 3 hours later I was soggy high

by Big D J November 26, 2017

soggy lemon

The act of placing lemon juice on chicken and feeding it to your dog

Jasis that was gas lovely soggy lemon

by AdamMooneyLovesCock February 19, 2018