sock rubbing

To masturbate with a sock.

"John never has matching socks because one is always used in the process of sock rubbing."

by Kizzygoth September 20, 2007

jack sock

A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.

Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.

"That guy's name is Jack Sock??!!"

by Jon Salat November 12, 2017

sock-broc

the weed you've dropped and was later found on your sock

"Yo homie, check out my sock!"
"...and you thought we had finished it all. Pass da sock-broc homie, we'll smoke dis shit."

by PacheDiablo May 25, 2014

sock-floppin'

wearing flip-flops over socks, thus making socks very obvious

Once upon a time, sock-floppin' was a major fashion "don't."
Sock-floppin' would be all the rage if Angelina Jolie did it.

by cosmickahuna September 02, 2009

Cuck Sock

When you shit in a sock and have your partner swallow it.

The price to play gearsofhalotheftauto 7 salvation army edition eat a cuck sock

by quantum restitution September 27, 2018

Sailor Sock

a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom

Guy 1: "Yo, did you hear Nick banged Tiffany last night?"
Guy 2: "Tell me he used a sailor sock."

by dinsker2 August 21, 2007

Glory Socks

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.

Bert: That was amazing!!!

Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*

Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!

Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!

by KingTen87 September 16, 2011