Shrek

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she ed This is copyrighted isn’t it

Everything is Shrek

by INS746 December 30, 2020

Shrek

A beautiful sexy man.

Shrek- “ it’s like an onion it’s got layers”

by Qazxswedcvfrtgbnh January 24, 2021

Shrek

the sexiest motherfucker alive

Bob: Shrek is sexy as fuck
Bob 2: I know

by peepeepoopoo lord January 26, 2021

Shrek

The hottest man alive

Person : hey guess who my crush is
Other person: obviously shrek cause he the sexiest man to exist

by Stuckinthesink January 27, 2021

shrek

someone who made me and many other people question our sexuality and ask why our dick inflated a little bit

oh my he is a shrek

by kishibe March 15, 2021

Shrek

He is love. He is life. And most importantly, he has layers like an onion.

Last night I had a dream where Shrek tied me to the ground and ran me over repeatedly. It was amazing.

by No sarcasm whatsoever March 17, 2021

Shrek

The seggsiest, cutest, hottest man alive.
He has soft, green skin, beautiful polite hazelnut eyes and two cute feelers. This adorable ogre also wears baggy whitish clothes with brown belt and cute vest probably from animal skin.
He appears in many memes such as: pursed lips Shrek, Shrek crocs, I'm calling the police, I believe in Shrek supremacy, Shrek is love, Shrek is life and many more.

Person 1: ,,Dude how is Shrek so hot??"
Person2: ,,IKR I want to spank him so bad🥵"

by shartisseggsybutnotasShrek May 6, 2021