serious shit

when reuben is on the front lines of a war

Kristen: OMG, THEY'RE INITIATING THE DRAFT
Reuben: We could be in some serious shit, literally.

by reubz August 16, 2012

siriously

Siriously ? - This is used generally as a one word question when relating to apple's assistant skills in talk to text dictation. The horrendous inaccuracies that Siri types out that have to be corrected prior to sending out a message. The hopeful time savings are diminished by the requirement to fix the message manually

"Siriously? That is not what I said!" Also- "Are you Sirious? I said 'Buddy', not 'BUT, HE'..... "

by dcparkcity September 20, 2016

serious apples

1.) Seriously, for real, no kidding.

2.) The state of being serious.

3.) A serious situation.

1.) No way! I didn't know she had a dick, serious apples!

2.) Damn, that guy was serious apples about the game.

3.) (At a funeral) Yeah, dude, serious apples here okay?

by ??//?/? January 15, 2009

Sneariously

Being cute while asking for confirmation.

"is that a snearious question?"

"sneariously?
I never Said that!!"

by CraftyAsian112 January 15, 2011

Serious face

When laughing uncontrollably and then into a dead ass serious face.

HAHAHA *SERIOUS FACE*

by EEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJCCCCCCCCC November 3, 2019

a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange

oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!

by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006

for-serious

meaning are you serious

are you forseriousss

by jd April 11, 2005