semicolon

The most pretentious of all punctuation.

Not everyone knows how to use a semicolon correctly; my farts must smell like sweet perfume.

by Estehbahn July 3, 2006

seeping

To let air be sucked into the anus to be blown back out in the form of a fart.

"Dude, I was laying awkwardly in bed on my stomache, when I relaxed my sphincter and let air flow in. Then I let the air back out as a fart. I call it seeping!"

by Homosaywhat June 15, 2006

SemiDemiSexual

Someone who feels sexual attraction but has no desire to act on it until he/she/they/xe/ze/etc. feels an emotional connection with the other person.

I really like this girl that I just met, and even though I am sexually attracted to her, I told her that I want to wait a couple more weeks to months before having sex because I am SemiDemiSexual and want to develop an emotional connection first.

by CallMeFourFree June 21, 2019

Semi-Rage

Yoo bonk wanna semi rage?
no go fuck yourself retard

Semi-Rage Semi rage is a type of hvh in the game counter strike this is when someone is too pussy to spin or too bad to play legit so they semi rage.

by pseudonymsareforpussys September 11, 2020

semicolon

The remaining part of a colon (large intestine) after part is removed (usually because of cancers, tumors and cysts).

Well, Grandpa has a semicolon now, so he has to use a colostomy bag.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

semihomosexual

someone who is straight but is also gay. They can switch their sexuality at will.

Josh is a semihomosexual. He can change to be gay at will

by rainbowboyy June 18, 2020

T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."

"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."

by DICKtionary DICKtators May 11, 2015