The curious phenomena by which men traveling in the back of large jostling vehicles (busses, vans, ect) tend to achieve spontaneous erection due initially to the jostling of the vehicle and then secondarily to the jostling of their own wood against their legs and/or pants. This erection can often be relieved only by extrication from the back seat.
Cody: Holy cow have I got a case of Back Seat Syndrome.
Matt: Boner city?
Cody: Worst ever. Switch me spots.
Matt: Boner city?
Cody: Worst ever. Switch me spots.
by Lord Azaldon April 19, 2013
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by buttfuck12345678 May 29, 2010
When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.
by CosmicWzrd November 05, 2015
A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.
Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.
Note from author:
Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.
Note from author:
Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
by julian December 15, 2013
This happens when someone sweats profusely from their ass and leaves their seat all wet so when the next person sits in it they get sweaty ass on them.
This person at our work sweats a lot and when I sat on their chair after they left my ass got all wet so now we call that chair the "Sweaty Ass Seat"
by dougiedog September 08, 2006