Ass Seasoning

The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.

Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Merkin season

A period of time dedicated to merkin. most commonly used in COD MW 2 by pat vangorp

"its time to merk on some fools, ITS MERKIN SEASON!!"

by merkmaster November 15, 2009

Seasons Beatings

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.

Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.

by P.S.F October 3, 2008

seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

open season

the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.

Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.

by reid sellen January 8, 2009

Fckboi season

the time between halloween and st patricks day in which fuck shit takes place more often than normal; a result of cuffing season

Why are you being so obnoxious?!
Tis the season! (fckboi season)

by yourmajesty December 11, 2013

mozart season

An amazingly talented band from Sacramento that is in no way affiliated with Jamies Elsewhere, and infact, they are much better than Jamies Elsewhere.
Mozart Season has sold out the majority of shows they played at the former Roseville venue, The Underground.

Omg Mozart Season is such a good band.
www.myspace.com/mozartseason

by just another LA girl September 28, 2008