screwphemism

1. When someone uses a word or phrase that makes something clean or appropriate into something dirty or awkward.
2. The opposite of a euphemism.

James: Why did you take that biscuit, eat off of it, and THEN ask if someone wanted it?
David: Yeah, I pretty much peed on that tree to show that it was mine.
James: That's disgusting. I hate you and your screwphemisms.

by Marc Saint Clair August 19, 2012

game screw

1. A term used to cover one's ass when beaten at a video game. Most commonly used in multiplayer deathmatches like Halo or Perfect Dark.
2. Whenever your memory card erases itself.

Man there iz no way that grenade hit me!! This game screwed me over!!

WTF?? My memory card erased itself again?? AAAAHHHH! I'M THE VICTIM OF A GAME SCREW!!

by Psychotic Dragon October 20, 2004

cosmic screwgie

When the forces of the universe conspire against you within a small window of time to totally screw you.

I woke up late because a power outage knocked out my alarm. The dog pooed on my only clean pair of pants. When I went to start my car, I realized a squirrel had crawled up underneath the hood but not until I tried to start it. Ewww! When I got to work the boss said I'd be working a doubleshift, and I forgot my lunch... The day was a total cosmic screwgie

by Le Niff May 1, 2006

pooch screw

An extremely huge problem, mistake or a terrible cicumstance. The result of screwing the pooch.

That presentation was a pooch screw, the projector didn't work and he was totally unprepared.

by M.L.W. December 15, 2008

Slow Comfortable Screw

1) some good sex.

2) a cocktail containing gin and orange juice.

Jane: hey jaime let have a slow comfortable screw
Jaime: yer ok
Chris: mad sluts can i film it?
Jaime and Jane: sure!
Jane to bar-tender: hey can i have a slow comfortable screw?
Bar-tender: sure meet me out the back in 5.

by Catwoman18 October 19, 2008

The Montreal Screwjob

a wrestling based sexual position,

during sexual intercourse sneakily perform the sharp shooter,. et al Bret Hart(wwe) remember no tap outs,. snapped ankles for ultimate orgasm, warning: will result in 13 years of pent up sexual frustration

"yeah i gave her the montreal screwjob she didnt tap out"

"i completly vince mcmahoned her"

by professor chaos/ ireland March 29, 2010

screwnicorn

When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

i wish I had a screwnicorn

by ryan P December 15, 2003