An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.
Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"
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The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:
"I need to get the poison of of my snake."
The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:
"I need to get the poison of of my snake."
Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."
Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.
Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.
by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008
Get the to release the poison from my snake mug.Lightly squeezing the tip of the penis in rapid succession with the thumb and index finger while experiencing an orgasm so the penis can experience a "proper" evacuation of the sperm and reaching the peak of the orgasm.
by Samurai Cheezus May 3, 2009
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"so on the way home today i saw a boy passed out on the side of the road, he looked familiar... so i called my friend and as it turns out it was him, he pulled a Ryland that Jackass!"
by Ryland K April 3, 2008
Get the Pulled a Ryland mug.Someone who usually calls you by saying "hey" or "hey you", which is followed by a slap on your chair and/or you. Someone who does not do anything out of the ordinary, that to find something to make fun of him is virtually impossible. Someone who uses Urban Dictionary to reassure himself that he is hot. Someone who initiates lunch breaks.
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