Pot rot

When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates

Wow Damian has put some timber on I bet he’s got bad pot rot under his new pot belly

by Thlegend October 13, 2020

Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.

Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,

by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024

rot

Doing very little to nothing for extended periods of time. Can include playing video games, watching TV, eating, etc. Does not include anything productive.

Guy 1: “Do you want to do literally anything at all today”

Guy 2: “Nah I think I’m just going to rot all day”

by Formerly Chuck’s May 2, 2023

Bed rotting

My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.

Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀

by I just got so emo I fell apart April 27, 2024

rot day

a day designated to rot.
laying down, phone, tv, eat, rot

yo dude you wanna hang out today?
-no, today is my rot day

by cerevelo June 22, 2024

damn rot

extreme expression of disappointment and frustration as in when you forget something important or wreck something.

you forget to pick something important up, and now you have to go back and get it when you don't really have the time so you say:
"Damn rot!!!!!!
I forgot to get the milk for the cereal!"

by d the turk January 27, 2010

Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.

My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.

by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024