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rooster in my rari

Having a cock in your ass.
Damn he's hot. I'd like to have his rooster in my rari.
by swagginzak June 30, 2012
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scurry rosser high school

a school that is full of yee yees and people that juul in the bathroom, not to mention, we suck at football.
by mr. griger August 23, 2019
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Rosterbating

Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.
Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?

Jeff: Um, nothing...

Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?

Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---

Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.
by jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh September 16, 2010
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dutch router

you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.

while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
man 1: would you like a dutch router?

man 2: no, that's gay.

man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.

man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!

man 1: yay!

man 2: fag...
by the jamo February 15, 2010
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Rotter

A devious, subhuman, inferior person. Someone who society looks down upon with sheer disgust. A dirty skanky hobo.
That Dylan is such a rotter, her rakes bins for food and look, he's shit himself and reeks of piss. He's such a filthy hobo, lets go and point and laugh.
by Wullyum July 24, 2010
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ram rooter

An derogatory way to refer to New Zealanders, suggesting that they have sex with rams. Derivative of sheep shagger.
New Zealander: We win the rugby again

Australian: Piss off ram rooter
by ajmason87 July 17, 2006
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rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser

A truck driver with more money than brains.
You can tell that guy is a rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser, he complains about never having a good load, but you always see him in a chrome shop.
by byrd77 January 6, 2009
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