Roberto

He is a playboy who has 50 girlfriends and they all love him so much, Every girl who talks to him is automatically his gf

Roberto: Hi
Syd: Hello

*becomes girlfriend*

by cAlessaurushusygcsvgswf3ejxreg December 15, 2022

Mercy Roberts

Hooker. Walmart Gift Card. not just a hooker MY hooker.

Me - Omg, Mercy Roberts is a hooker.
You - and a walmart gift card.
Me - for sure.

by thedefinitionofchelsea February 13, 2010

the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin

Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

by the terrorist January 16, 2017

Amanda Robert Cooper

Amanda Bobby Cooper "ABC" is a hot lil blonde fighter chick in the UFC.

Amanda Robert Cooper can kick the foock out of most men!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 6, 2017

Oral Robberts

The infamous "I need to raise millions of dollars within a few weeks or God will smite me" Bible-thumpin' chiseler who **robbed** his congregation and followers blind.

I hear that a lot of preachers are now shamelessly using "fire 'n' brimstone" sermons filled with threats of "hell and damnation" in an attempt to pressure/blackmail their parishioners into making donations to their churches --- sounds like a lot of Oral Robberts copycats to me!

by QuacksO July 25, 2018

Si Robertson

Si Robertson is tied for the 2nd most powerful being in existence with Shaggy, and #1 being Gucci Berry. Si Robertson can create anything from anything. He can make a Barrett .50 cal out of 3 sticks,a couple of rubber band, a piece of gum, and some shrapnel. He also gets most of his power from his beard and his special ancient tea that he makes himself.

That man is a true Si Robertson.

by Somoki January 26, 2019

Cuc Robert

a very retarded , mentally disabled , disabled in general , and idiot , and retarded guy who doesnt like to be called fat but is fat .

oh god , here comes Cuc Robert , i wanna kill myself

by MaiPinas August 6, 2019