Redneck Tow

Moving an inoperable, undrivable vehicle from one location to another by pushing it with a regular old car (or rusty pick up truck).

One person sits in the broken car to steer, and the other drives directly behind in the 'pusher' car, flooring it to be able to move both vehicles. There is no equipment involved in this tow--just front bumper to back bumper and pedal to the metal.

A Redneck Tow is usually accompanied by screeching tires.

by tantallum May 1, 2011

Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.

Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time

by Ambermarie1 May 6, 2011

Redneck Blazer

The counterpart to the ever popular Canadian Tuxedo

1. Carhartt Jacket, best accompanied by a camouflage hat and Wrangler jeans

"I told you that this is a high class event, you can't be wearin' no Redneck Blazer" - Darlene

"I though it was supposed to be a fish fry, I wore my Sunday best" - Jeb

by Melvin_Merkin February 12, 2012

Redneck Swimming Pool

A Redneck Swimming Pool is a pool of water in the bed of a pickup truck used by rednecks to bathe in.

Toothless Joe didn't have enough money to get his own private pool so instead he filled his pickup truck with water and used it as his own private pool. In other words, he made his own Redneck Swimming Pool.

by Cazaam October 28, 2014

Redneckican

Not to be confused with Rednexican, a Redneckican is a mullet sporting Redneck, with a dark complexion, who loves to wear gold chains, gold bracelets, and gold eagle belt buckles to complement his his ridiculously tight leather pants, snakeskin boots, and alligator skin cowboy hat. If he was south of the border, or in some hole in the wall biker bar in East L.A. he might be confused for a Narco Trafficker but at your average boot scoot cowboy bar he just looks like a very tan pedophile on the hunt for some barely legal booty.

"That dog'll hunt" screamed the drunk Redneckican after he slapped a giant thong adorned booty on the line dancing floor.

by Ohboyskies May 9, 2014

Redneck bidet

When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole

That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.

by sirfuzzle May 13, 2015

redneck ice bucket

Pulling out the bottom of your t-shirt to create a 'pouch' for holding ice dispensed from a machine. Utilized when a bucket or other receptacle is not abailable.

Don couldn't find an ice bucket in the hotel room, so he utilized his redneck ice bucket to bring some back to the room.

by DLRCFS November 12, 2015