raccoon

While getting head(oral sex) from a girl behind a dumpster you simply punch the bitch in the eye, giving her the appearance of a raccoon.

Chaz: Man did you see the fuckin shiner on Laura, I Gave that bitch a raccoon she wouldnt ever forget!
Chris: Eww Dude...that bitch is sick! but fuckin A on the raccoon brother.

by Pacifico December 9, 2008

Rakoon

a piece of shit who is usually a pot head that likes to eat his own shit and likes to set shit on fire, no one loves him end of story.

me: whats that smell?

friend: Aww smells like Rakoon

by captainred November 28, 2012

RacOOooOOoon

The Godess of Tweakers

by Fett August 12, 2003

raccoon

the act of engaging in hairy butt animal sex. the victim is usually left with painful and lasting memories.

girl: ow my ass is hurting
girl2: u got raccooned

by Air Bud 3 October 29, 2006

raccoon penis bone

the muffled solo sound on the faint's song called "birth" in their album "wet from birth"

Markus: hey man! you heard the raccoon penis bone in birth?
Brendan: What's it sound like?
Markus: uh, whuuu twirp whoooo
Brendan: oh...do guys have penis bones?
Markus: I THINK MINE JUST CRACKED!!!

by markopolo_13 December 27, 2007

raccoon

That's them kosher chocolate or coconut cookie things the jewish people eat during passover. Chocolate and Coconut raccoons.

Have some of the raccoons moyshe, I'm saving the coffee cake for company.

by Manny F August 12, 2006

Racooned

When someone tries to get you try some food or beverage that they know tastes bad.

This tastes nasty, here try it. No, I don't want to be racooned

by Old Man In TC July 26, 2020