rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

jean rub

When you are high on MDMA and decide to rub your jeans for the magic feeling that ensues.

Christian jean rubbed his legs to a bloody pulp.

by Shhcolin September 13, 2016

priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

Rub and "rug"

When a prostitute gives the client or john a discount even its a dollar for ceremonial purposes. Like the discounts you get in a discount rug shop. Some men cant really get hard unless they get some sort of discount

The escort gave the john a discount so he can get fully hard. Thats called a rub and "rug"

by Rose gh July 17, 2023

double rubbing

When your partner is coming from the front and back with their hands and you can't stop both actions, so both vag and trumper get a good double rubbing

She said your trunk action is uncontrollable today you are "double rubbing"

by Markim March 11, 2018

Clam Rub

A bunch of women who gather around to coddle and coo over one women claiming someone was mean to her. Typically used for "strong women" standing up to misogyny and patriarchy. Can be done in person or virtually.

Female circle jerk.

Bonnie was upset because a toxic cis white male asked if he could hold the door for her. After blasting his bigotry on the interwebs, her "tribe" clam rubbed. She felt uplifted and empowered.

by Woobie Shoobie May 10, 2022

savage rub

to rub your eye really hard while you're wearing eyeliner.

I savage rubbed my eye and now my fingers are black.

by theantisocialiteshow May 7, 2015