Polishing the yogurt rifle

To masturbate. The yogurt rifle represents your penis, and to polish it means to stroke it.

Therapist: "What brings you to my office today?"
Donald Trump: "I like polishing the yogurt rifle to skibidi toilet"
Therapist: "Ts gonna be a long session.. 🕴"

by undecillion March 25, 2026

Im getting tricky with a riffle

When its all too much and your mum says you have to get an ear wax

Im getting tricky with a riffle and so is Gabriel

by Valaciousgal March 26, 2022

im getting tricky with a riffle

When its all too much and youre mum says you need to get an earwax

Gabriel the angel was im getting tricky with a riffle

by Valaciousgal March 26, 2022

50. bmg rifle

Another word for penis.

Person 1: Stop kicking me’ 50. BMG rifle you fucking ape

Elite from halo: awabduagwubdub

by eep eep July 24, 2019